Jesus is not a candle. A company in South Dakota is selling candles with the scent of Jesus. You light one and your friends says, Christ, what's that smell?

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.

Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.