I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
Bill MaherNew Rule: Since our new national position on science is, "Screw it, we prefer witchcraft," let's not just retire the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Let's drive it to one of the five stupidest States and have the locals beat it with sticks. Putting it in a museum is too dangerous. Someone could steal it, fly it into space and notice we revolve around the sun.
Bill MaherI hear this all the time: 'Obama's policies aren't working.' He hasn't been allowed to put his policies into place.
Bill MaherIt's going to be Perry, it's going to be Romney...It's sort of a battle for the soul of the Republican Party - and they have no soul, but the space where a soul would be.
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