Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Do you think it's possible that when we're on something like marijuana or mushrooms and we believe we're having a really spiritual experience that we're just high?

I doubt anything will really come of this lawsuit. First of all, it's a lawsuit. It involves a subpoena. And try to find a Republican who will be willing to be seen serving a black man.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose?