Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
Bill MaherEvery election, roughly half the population votes Democrat and the other half votes Republican. Now, I understand why the Republicans get one percent of the vote - the richest one percent.That other percent, someone will have to explain to me.
Bill MaherI do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.
Bill Maher