I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party.

New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely elected a black president, something no other democracy has ever done. Take that Canada! Where's your nubian warrior president? Your head of state is a boring white dude named Steven Harper, and mine is a kick-ass black ninja named Barack Hussein Obama!

The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.

People say I'm into black women. Robert De Niro is into black women. I'm just into women who are real, and they happen to be black.

You can't get saved if you don't play.

Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?

Every time [Rand Paul] opens his mouth, it gets a little crazier. Today he angrily demanded that the liberal media stop quoting him in context.