Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?

When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.

The president is not doing well with African Americans. His popularity rating - his approval rating - with blacks: two percent. Two percent. That is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.

Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about.

New Rule: Someone has to tell Francesco Schettino that embracing a callous policy of "every man for himself" doesn't make you a sea captain. It makes you the Republican nominee.