Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?

God makes trees, he doesn't write books.

I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing... When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid.

I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he lost to Bill Clinton. Today front runner John Kerry said he's not superstitious, but just to be on the safe side, he's going to start f---ing everything that moves.

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.

As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.