Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
Bill Maher40% of homicides go unsolved. You know, it's not a very good record. And, also, 95% of convictions in America come from plea bargaining, which is often coerced. It's like we have the worst of both worlds. We don't convict the guilty enough, and we coerce the innocent too much.
Bill MaherI never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
Bill MaherAll marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.
Bill Maher