I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'

Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he has to pretend to be a religious person himself. I say pretend because, I can only hope that someone as bright as he, wouldn't really believe that people can walk on water and ride a winged horse and rain frogs and you can change water into wine.

I have a theory that the Internet makes people stupider. And Also FOX News makes people stupider.

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it's your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?