I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is.

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.