I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

I think we're all sort of imprisoned by - or at least bound to - the choices we make... You want to say no at the right time and you want to say yes more sparingly.

Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go.

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.

I act like a jerk sometimes.