I think we're all sort of imprisoned by - or at least bound to - the choices we make... You want to say no at the right time and you want to say yes more sparingly.

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

I didn't get into this position by being like a stiff sitting on the set in a folding chair. I did it by walking around on the streets and stirring things up.