I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song 'Love the One You're With'; there is something to that. It's not just make love to whomever you're with, it's just love whomever you're with.