I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'

I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here." And I would push people out of the way, "get out of the way! Let him through!" Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, "whack" and you just jump into it.

I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It's not for the acting, that's for sure.

If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!', you'll find that no-one wants to talk to you.

If people really want to find you, they find you.

I act like a jerk sometimes.