Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'

If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!', you'll find that no-one wants to talk to you.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

I didn't get into this position by being like a stiff sitting on the set in a folding chair. I did it by walking around on the streets and stirring things up.