I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don't have time for those idiots. I've got stuff to do.

You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba, the cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That's kind of what it's like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.