My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, 'That's it-let's get the hell outta here.'

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don't have time for those idiots. I've got stuff to do.

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.

The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself: That’s where home is.