The Founding Fathers set up a system that heavily relied upon self-reliance and competition, with only a small dose of government intrusion.

I used to be a wicked disco guy.

When I tell children that they are far too dependent on their gizmos, they do not deny it. But they really don't care. This is their real life - texting about trivial things; listening to numbing music on their private headphones. The machines block everything out - you create your own little trivial world.

Have nothing to do with coaches. In fact, if you should see one coming, go and hide behind the pavilion until he goes away.

If you the American citizen leave a child in a hot car and that child was harmed by that you will be charged with negligence even if your action was unintentional.

One of the downsides of being famous is that folks pay far more attention to you than they should. American celebrities are constantly under surveillance, and every word they say is subject to scrutiny. So, be careful what you wish for if you desire fame. No human being should be a goldfish.

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.