The Denver Post has actually hired an editor to promote pot.

That's my real message: I work very hard. We're an honest presentation, we try to give people entertainment and information at the same time, and it's working. I don't see any need for big drastic changes in our presentation.

Alaskans are basically 'leave me alone' type people who respect and embrace different strokes.

Stand up, be counted. We have the numbers.

Have nothing to do with coaches. In fact, if you should see one coming, go and hide behind the pavilion until he goes away.

That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.

In a country where people's attention span is short and they are holding the clicker in their hand, and they got a hundred other options, you have to basically understand what the audience is responding to. If you don't, you're going to fail.