He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in it.

I'm not writing a Ph.D. Dissertation.

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

My parents were children during the Great Depression of the 1930s, and it scarred them. Especially my father, who saw destitution in his Brooklyn, New York neighborhood; adults standing in so called 'bread lines,' children begging in the streets.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

The government cannot overcome bad parenting. What our leaders can do is publicly condemn irresponsible parental behavior in vivid terms.