Me having no education. I had to use my brains.

In my time at Anfield we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.

Forget the Beatles and all the rest. This is the real Liverpool sound. It's real singing, and it's what the Kop is all about.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

Yes, Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them.

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

I always look in the Sunday paper to see where Everton are in the league - starting, of course, from the bottom up.