Something larger is happening than just going to heaven.

Improving efficiency on the farm is not only a risk-reduction strategy, it's a profitability strategy.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

I feel so bad about my MBE now that I am going to tie it around my cat.

Thinking in words slows you down and actually decreases comprehension in much the same way as walking a tightrope too slowly makes one lose one's balance.

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.

I don't care a damn for your loyal service when you think I am right; when I really want it most is when you think I am wrong.