Historical investigation and literary criticism have taken the magic out of the Bible and have made it a composite human book, written by many hands in different ages.

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

I heard that [Clarkson] said some petty things about someone I care deeply about, so I just made some petty remarks 'cause I'm a petty guy.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

I think second place is always the most difficult one. It's not a nice feeling.

The things which must be, must be for the best, God helps us do our duty and not shrink, And trust His mercy humbly for the rest.