The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.

As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

These are days you'll remember. If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.

I heard that [Clarkson] said some petty things about someone I care deeply about, so I just made some petty remarks 'cause I'm a petty guy.