The offensive presence of Greg Ostertag is quite overwhelming sometimes!

Steve Nash is the most unathletic player in the league.

I mean, I'm 6-foot-11, I've got red hair, freckles, I'm a goofy, nerdy-looking guy, I've got a speech impediment-I stutter and stammer all the time-and I'm a Deadhead.

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do operation on someone else, not you.

Life is easy when you're hot. But what happens when the ball bounces the other way? You just keep getting back up and climbing up.

When you find yourself talking about less and less and forgetting the love that you bring, never forget there are things you can replace but others you can not.

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.