What state do you live in? Denial.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation.