I'm pulling out different aspects of my personality in writing each character and, if I'm doing my job well, I'm being true to the situation and true to the character.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.