They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own.

When you sing, always tell the truth.

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.

If I don't have friends, then I ain't nothing.

I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession, let alone two years or ten years.