They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

I try to improvise like Les Young, Louis Armstrong or someone else I admire. What comes out is what I feel.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own.

The difficult I'll do right now. The impossible will take a little while.

God bless the child that's got his own.

I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession. If you can, then it ain't music, it's close order drill, or exercise or yodeling or something, not music.

I'm always making a comeback but nobody ever tells me where I've been.