I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like "Which is better?" At least I was trying.

If you look at a character as a mountain over there that you have to climb, then I think you've lost 50 percent of the air.

My songs aren't built around choruses or hooks or anything like that. That's kind of how I write screenplays too.

As most characters are that I play, there's a lot of me in it, anyway.

People always like stories about the little guy fighting the big guy.

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.

When you weigh 135 pounds and you're telling people who are 6'4" and 250 pounds to get out of your way, how do you do that? Well, a lot of that is in the eyes.