If something really strikes a chord with an audience, if it pops on TV, I don't mind watching it for a few minutes.
Billy Bob ThorntonI write songs on guitar and that's about how good of a guitar player I am. I can write songs on it.
Billy Bob ThorntonI believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and having your lips bleed on each other.
Billy Bob ThorntonYou never know what an audience is going to think about something. The ones that the audience doesn't get, I tend to let them go. I don't like to dwell on them too much.
Billy Bob ThorntonDirecting takes a good chunk of your life out. It's a very hard thing. As an actor, you go in for a couple of months and do your job, and then you move onto another one. As a director, it's with you for quite some time and you're responsible for the entire thing, whether the results are good or bad, or whether people throw darts at you or put you on a pedestal.
Billy Bob ThorntonThey always say 'Is there going to be a sequel to Bad Santa?' and you know, I mean, a long time ago they would talk about, you know, we're going to do a sequel to that but it was never serious. And they said 'Would you do it?' and I said out of all the movies I've done, that was a lot of fun, and maybe I would do a sequel if it ever came up and it made sense, but I said I don't think that's ever going to happen.
Billy Bob ThorntonJust the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.
Billy Bob ThorntonPlaying normal-looking characters really intimidatesme. I got into acting to play anyone but me.
Billy Bob ThorntonWe didn't have a movie theatre until I was about nine, so I just didn't see them. But, once I got into movies I loved them.
Billy Bob ThorntonWell I loved Little League; so all the memories are pretty fond but I broke my thumb. That wasn't a lot of fun. I think probably the first time I pitched [I started out as a first baseman] and the first game I pitched in Little League, I struck out 10 batters. I had a curve ball a little early [laughs]. You're not really supposed to have one when you're 12, but I did, so I first game I struck out 10 batters. That's possibly my fondest memory.
Billy Bob ThorntonI grew up in Arkansas and that's the law. My dad was a high school basketball coach, so I was raised as a coach's son and I was a baseball player back in Arkansas, and I lived in Texas, too, so I was just surrounded by sports. So that's what I was going to do: Pitch for the St Louis Cardinals. I had no idea I was going to be an actor. So I got my collar bone broken in the Kansas City Royals training camp. And once I got hurt I started doing other things for a while.
Billy Bob ThorntonNow, if you want to do realistic, kind of heavier acting stuff, you do it on Amazon or Netflix or whatever or HBO.
Billy Bob ThorntonNowadays the movies that people are going to see in the theaters are the big-event movies, like Spider-Man or something, or they're 25-year-old models who are vampires, or they're very broad comedies, or they're standard action movies. So if you're going to work for a studio and do a movie for the budget that the movie needs, those are the kinds of movies you'll be in.
Billy Bob ThorntonI think my stuff's kind of obsolete now, you know? I'm making Model Ts or something, and everybody else is making spaceships.
Billy Bob ThorntonI can't sit through plays and musical theatre. I just want to run up onstage and mess up their hair and turn over the furniture.
Billy Bob ThorntonI figured I would have to tell someone to kiss my ass before it was all over, and I have -- twice.
Billy Bob ThorntonIt's not that I don't understand it. But people think if you speak with an English accent it somehow makes you smarter.
Billy Bob ThorntonPeople's attention spans are a little shorter these days. Same thing with food and movies.
Billy Bob ThorntonTower Records is like a temple to me. I'll stay there for hours. Nobody can shop for records with me. It drives them out of their minds.
Billy Bob ThorntonIndependent films now, they want to give you $2 million to make it, 21 days to shoot it and they want 10 movie stars in it.
Billy Bob ThorntonWhen you weigh 135 pounds and you're telling people who are 6'4" and 250 pounds to get out of your way, how do you do that? Well, a lot of that is in the eyes.
Billy Bob ThorntonI'm really influenced by Southern novelists, not many movie people. More like John Faulkner, William Faulkner, Erskine Caldwell, Flannery O'Connor, John Steinbeck, and people like that.
Billy Bob ThorntonI know that I loved music before I loved movies, simply because I didn't see movies as a kid.
Billy Bob ThorntonEvery couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.
Billy Bob ThorntonWe don't shoot in L.A. much anymore. You know, TV and movies, most everything's shot other places.
Billy Bob ThorntonThese days and times you can't do eclectic records. In the '60s you could, but not anymore.
Billy Bob ThorntonI think Americana music is music that is generally more singer/songwriter oriented. It has more to do with the songwriting. The music, it's more like stories set to music.
Billy Bob ThorntonI think everybody's contemplating TV now, because mid-level and high-budget independent films are not being made now.
Billy Bob ThorntonSomewhere along the line we stopped believing we could do anything. And if we don't have our dreams, we have nothing.
Billy Bob ThorntonIf someone is talking to you and tells you that you ought to do something, and you can tell they mean it, those are the scary people. Those are the people you want to watch out for.
Billy Bob ThorntonI'm not sure that I'm really relevant as a director anymore. Or as a writer, either, to tell you the truth.
Billy Bob ThorntonSometimes we don't want the bad guy to get caught because otherwise the story is over. You want to at least see it through to the end.
Billy Bob ThorntonDirecting is a big responsibility to take on. I think I'm only good at doing things I know very well. I don't direct movies because I get offered the new vampire movie or science fiction movie. I don't get offered those, anyway, but if I did, I would just tell 'em, "Look, I'm the wrong guy." I only do things about people and situations, and I do the ones that I think I'm the best guy for the job on, which is usually something I generate myself.
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