If you're going to take care of your kids and pay for your house and do something good for adults, you have to do something on television now.

You never know what an audience is going to think about something. The ones that the audience doesn't get, I tend to let them go. I don't like to dwell on them too much.

I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like "Which is better?" At least I was trying.

If someone is talking to you and tells you that you ought to do something, and you can tell they mean it, those are the scary people. Those are the people you want to watch out for.

Usually with film writing I start with characters, and set about writing their story.

Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.

I write songs on guitar and that's about how good of a guitar player I am. I can write songs on it.