Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.

Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.

Nowadays the movies that people are going to see in the theaters are the big-event movies, like Spider-Man or something, or they're 25-year-old models who are vampires, or they're very broad comedies, or they're standard action movies. So if you're going to work for a studio and do a movie for the budget that the movie needs, those are the kinds of movies you'll be in.

If you love somebody let them know every day.

These days and times you can't do eclectic records. In the '60s you could, but not anymore.

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

It's not that I don't understand it. But people think if you speak with an English accent it somehow makes you smarter.