LA has its own vibe. It has a charm that a lot of people overlook sometimes.

I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?

I always wanted to play a lawyer.

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.

I'm not a TV junkie outside of sports and history really and stuff like that.

Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.

If someone is talking to you and tells you that you ought to do something, and you can tell they mean it, those are the scary people. Those are the people you want to watch out for.