It's not that I don't understand it. But people think if you speak with an English accent it somehow makes you smarter.

I think everybody's contemplating TV now, because mid-level and high-budget independent films are not being made now.

Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.

Directing takes a good chunk of your life out. It's a very hard thing. As an actor, you go in for a couple of months and do your job, and then you move onto another one. As a director, it's with you for quite some time and you're responsible for the entire thing, whether the results are good or bad, or whether people throw darts at you or put you on a pedestal.

I'm not sure that I'm really relevant as a director anymore. Or as a writer, either, to tell you the truth.

The ones that work out really and ones that become something to the audience, those are the most important people.

I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like "Which is better?" At least I was trying.