I can't sit through plays and musical theatre. I just want to run up onstage and mess up their hair and turn over the furniture.

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.

Marketing is the devil.

I'm not a TV junkie outside of sports and history really and stuff like that.

When I was coming up, if you were on a TV show, that meant something was wrong with your career. Now it means something's right with your career.

I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like "Which is better?" At least I was trying.

You can't knock a place where you realized your dreams.