I found out water can be drunk straight.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.