I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?

Change is such hard work.

Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

It is better to look good than to feel good.