I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's a real value in winners and losers, in not everybody getting a trophy - it makes you work hard, you appreciate what it takes, to say, "Why didn't we win?" You shouldn't be condemned for losing.

For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy... Their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will be so bright, it'll warm your heart, it'll make your eyes glisten, and it'll make you think to yourselves: Robin Williams, what a concept.

You give up your dream, you give up.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.