I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach - Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did - he was a giant.

Change is such hard work.

Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It's all melody to me.

I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.