Change is such hard work.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.