I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

I had a lot of fans in New York. The press would write about me, but I couldn't get a paying job.

I am invisible in gay bars.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.