every time I've held a rose, It seems I only felt the thorns

Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.

You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.

You've got to be hard, like the rock in that old rock & roll.

As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of our minds, that there are other people out there who feel as we do, live as we do, love as we do, who are like us.

Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.