Call you up in the middle of the night. It's awful hard trying to make love long distance, but I really need stimulation.

You've got to be hard, like the rock in that old rock & roll.

I believe there is a time for meditation in cathedrals of our own.

And the only people I fear are those who never have doubts... Save us all from arrogant men, and all the causes they're for.

The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here?

I was thinking of the Four Seasons, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, and when I was thinking "Uptown Girl!" I was trying to sing like Frankie Valli. They had a song called "Ragdoll," which was about a poor girl and a rich guy. So I just flipped it around and made it about a rich girl and a poor guy.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.