I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants.

Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.

This is our moment, here at the cross-roads of time. Time is relentless and as the past dissappears, we're on the verge of all things new.

You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.

Why should I worry, why should I care? And even when I cross that line, I got street savoire faire.

I'm a cosmopolitan sophisticate of culture and intelligence. The culmination of technology and civilized experience.

My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane!