Don't go changing to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too familiar And I don't see you anymore I would not leave you in times of trouble We never could have come this far I took the good times, I'll take the bad times I'll take you just the way you are Don't go trying some new fashion Don't change the color of your hair. [...] I could not love you any better I love you just the way you are.

I always wanted to try to be a teacher even before I was in the music business. I liked history, and good teachers made an impact on me.

Musicians know all about unemployment. You're unemployed a lot, and I think there's a great deal of empathy between musicians and people who are out of work.

You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.

We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it

I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants.

Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.