People always think I was just playing in a piano bar, but I only did that for about six months. The rest of the time I was playing in bands.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

As long as there are memories, yesterday remains. As long as there is hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as there is friendship, today is beautiful.

There will be other words some other day; that is the story of my life.

She's the quiet type who's into heavy metal.

Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.

I never said I wasn't going to play any more. I don't know where that came from.