Rock and roll just used to be for kicks, now a days it's politics.

I run into people from the Lehigh Valley and Allentown all over the world, and they're obviously doing pretty well. They say, "Oh, it's pretty nice there now and there's a lot of new businesses that have come into the area." Nobody's telling me, "Yeah, I left." Everybody says, "You know, I'm there. It's great. It's really nice there, and you made our town famous."

Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true. When will you realize... Vienna waits for you.

Call you up in the middle of the night. It's awful hard trying to make love long distance, but I really need stimulation.

I see the winos talking to themselves and I can understand.

I'm a cosmopolitan sophisticate of culture and intelligence. The culmination of technology and civilized experience.

I tell the audience every night, "I hope you didn't pay more than face value on that ticket, because we ain't worth more than that, and you ain't gonna get any more than that."