She's the quiet type who's into heavy metal.

You should never argue with a crazy mind, you ought to know my now.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.

I run into people from the Lehigh Valley and Allentown all over the world, and they're obviously doing pretty well. They say, "Oh, it's pretty nice there now and there's a lot of new businesses that have come into the area." Nobody's telling me, "Yeah, I left." Everybody says, "You know, I'm there. It's great. It's really nice there, and you made our town famous."

I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.

My daughter sent me on a mission to get as many autographs as possible.