Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.
The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you.
Being a king, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother.
Enthusiasm is as good a thing in the Church as fire is in a cook stove.
I tell you that the curse of God Almighty is on the saloon.
The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.