Some homes need a hickory switch a good deal more than they do a piano.
I challenge you to show me where the saloon has ever helped business, education, church, morals or anything we hold dear.
The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.
The Bible says forgive your debtors; the world says "sue them for their dough."
I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.