Personal liberty is not personal license.

The devil says I'm out, but the Lord says I'm safe.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

Trying to run a church without revivals can be done when you can run a gasoline engine on buttermilk.

The backslider likes the preaching that wouldn't hit the side of a house, while the real disciple is delighted when the truth brings him to his knees.

The Bible says forgive your debtors; the world says "sue them for their dough."