Personal liberty is not personal license.

If you don't do your part, don't blame God.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

Some homes need a hickory switch a good deal more than they do a piano.

The backslider likes the preaching that wouldn't hit the side of a house, while the real disciple is delighted when the truth brings him to his knees.

Some ministers say, 'If you don't repent you'll die and go to a place the name of which I can't pronounce.' I can! You'll go to hell!

Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.