Lord save us from off-handed, flabby-cheeked, brittle-boned, weak-kneed, thin-skinned, pliable, plastic, spineless, effeminate, ossified, three-karat Christianity.

If there is not Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

I am an old-fashioned preacher of the old-time religion, that has warmed this cold world's heart for two thousand years.

Some persons think they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.

Lord save us from off-handed, flabby-cheeked, brittle-boned, weak-kneed, thin-skinned, pliable, plastic, spineless, effeminate, ossified, three-karat Christianity.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow. It promises prosperity and sends adversity. It promises happiness and sends misery.... It is God's worst enemy and the devil's best friend.

We have a God who delights in impossibilities.