God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.
Give your face to God, and He will put his shine on it.
More men fail though lack of purpose than lack of talent.
The Bible will always be full of things you cannot understand, as long as you will not live according to those you can understand.
There is no law, divine or human, that the saloon respects.
Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you.