When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

The church is not a dormitory for sleepers, it is an institution for workers; it is not a rest camp, it is a front line trench.

There is no law, divine or human, that the saloon respects.

I have more respect for the devil than for some preachers I have met; the devil believes the Bible is the Word of God!

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you don't know me yet.

We have a God who delights in impossibilities.