Churches don't need new members half so much as they need the old bunch made over.
The devil says I'm out, but the Lord says I'm safe.
If you are a stranger to prayer, you are a stranger to the greatest source of power known to human beings.
The backslider likes the preaching that wouldn't hit the side of a house, while the real disciple is delighted when the truth brings him to his knees.
The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.