Religion needs a baptism of horse sense.

The Democratic party of Florida has put a temperance plank in its platform and the Republican party of every state would nail that plank in their platform if they thought it would carry the election.

Some persons think they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.

There is no law, divine or human, that the saloon respects.

The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.

Whenever a day comes when I can stand and preach God's Word without an agony of anxiety lest the people will not accept Christ; whenever a day comes when I can see men and women coming down the aisles without joy in my heart, I'll quit preaching.

I tell you that the curse of God Almighty is on the saloon.