Religion needs a baptism of horse sense.

God Almighty never intended that the devil should triumph over the Church. He never intended that the saloons should walk rough-shod over Christianity.

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.

We have a God who delights in impossibilities.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow. It promises prosperity and sends adversity. It promises happiness and sends misery.... It is God's worst enemy and the devil's best friend.

The Bible will always be full of things you cannot understand, as long as you will not live according to those you can understand.

The devil says I'm out, but the Lord says I'm safe.