If you are strangers to prayer you are strangers to power.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

Jesus Christ was God's revenue officer.

The backslider likes the preaching that wouldn't hit the side of a house, while the real disciple is delighted when the truth brings him to his knees.

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.

I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.

Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.