If good preaching could save the world, it would have been done long ago.

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you.

Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big broad shouldered whiskey soaked Joe weasel, dragging his wife about by the hair, and over here, two children are unconscious from his blows and kicks and another one screaming in terror, do you think I would apologize for being there? No! I'd knock 7 kinds of pork out of that old hog.

Yank some of the groans out of your prayers and shove in some shouts.

An excuse is a skin of a reason stuffed with a lie.